I have honestly NEVER felt so alone in my entire life




When someone thinks you’re serious, when you’re just being sarcastic

(Source: failbag, via manda)


Piranha by Slick

(Source: maomi, via myfinalriot)

tim burton: hey guys i had an idea-
producers: oh god not again
tim burton: so we have some undead people
tim burton: who are creepy and shit
tim burton: and helena you know my wife helena she's in it of course
tim burton: and we call up johnny you know johnny depp to be in it
tim burton: what do you think?
producers: fuck it, you've been right the last 10 times, go ahead.